Thotz Did anyone else feel like this past week was really weird? Like...I’m kind of shaking and crying. Every interaction I was a part of...

Thotz Well, hey there besties. I am writing this in a rather melancholic state of mind. Should I blame the weather? I went for an...

Hey there lovers. It’s winter and I am a sleepy bear. Two weeks ago I bought Amtrak tickets to Chicago at 3 am. I was drunk and had been...

I hope you’re all prepared for the obnoxiousness of this week’s blog post. Even though I told my group chats that I wouldn’t post a...

Yes, we are three weeks into 2022 and I am going to talk about resolutions. I was/am obsessed with the concept of rebranding myself....

This week is going to be another Blog & Unclog session. I’m on an Amtrak to St. Louis and listening to Grimes. I really can’t believe she...

Not to be majorly braggies but I have kind of rocked it on my daily writing goal. I reopened the Unpopped manuscript and got smacked in...

“Ribs” by Lorde made it onto my Spotify Wrapped (another year of Pure Heroine having me by the throat). The sneaky bastard made it onto...

I retweeted a tweet by @bobby that said “it's cool when you don't have to work for a few days in a row and you start to feel like a human...

The Wisconsin winter is brutal and it hasn’t even begun. I'm asking for sweaters and on the lookout for gloves. I’d say more about winter...

I spent the past weekend reuniting with some beloved high school friends. We laughed about the same three jokes (the bit of the weekend...

The only thing better than doing stand-up is telling people you do stand-up. In fact, I do one more than the other. People are addicted...

Hey there readers and breeders (yuck face). How was everyone’s Halloween? Did you dress up? Go to any awesome parties? Make out with any...

Happy Scorpio Season haters and losers! I’m sorry my weekly blog post has become a bi-monthly promise to produce more (look at the post's...

Are you ready for an absolutely unique and original take on growth? Believe it or not, I am a proud member of team, “I think people can...

Rose and I have decided that we become better people at the beginning of the month. I feel like I’ve been giving the creative process...

So. I have officially reached the side of TikTok that is obsessed with animating friend groups and asking who the "main character" is. I...

I’m not sure what to write about today. I had Zoom training this morning, toured the grade school I’ll be working at, helped set up for...

Now hold on. Yes, this is clickbait. Yes, I am trying to trick you into thinking about a movie from...2012? I’m literally writing this on...

Another week has passed in the Cream City. I’ve been sleeping until noon, becoming well-versed in blister band-aids, and implementing an...