“Hey, Brayden! Are people with you? I’m making dinner right now and can add more pasta to the pot.” A man’s voice shouts from down the...

Okay disclaimies time...I too can’t believe I’m writing about this LOL! An existential crisis of this caliber famously usually happens in...

“What’s up fuckers!” Delilah walks across the platform at the front of the room. Brayden and I set up the makeshift stage five minutes...

So, I’m kind of feeling like I should make an attempt at embodying the traditional blawg format. My FBI agent knows that I “have” a...

Delilah swings her door open. Her face is covered in body glitter and mascara is streaking down her cheeks like she’s been crying. She...

Delilah leans back in her chair. Her face looks like she’s trying to figure out if it’s worth it to tell me. Her eyes look a little...

I am writing to inform y’all that I am embarking on the dreaded return to the online world of the romantically unhinged--the dating apps....

It’s 12:30am and I keep refreshing the Frida Nipple column. Delilah definitely said she would post it at midnight. Right? Is she okay?...

My head is buzzing with caffeine. I’m still not sure what to make of everything Delilah said. Why doesn’t she just tell Lydia she’s...

Recommended Reading & Viewing: Rachel Sennott in Shiva Baby, Tavi Gevinson’s “Britney Spears Was Never in Control,” and Leigh Stein’s...

i had so much fun doing my first live in-person show last night!! the barbed wire open mic series was an incredible mix of poetry,...

I open my eyes at six-thirty in the morning. Lydia sent me a few articles last night about how the best writers always start their days...

I wanted to write my musings about anger and resentment. Do these emotions simmer over obligation or unspokenness? I’m taking sips of the...

I have been taking an online Stand Up 101 class through Brooklyn Comedy Collective & had the chance to take part in a showcase Monday,...

After accidentally admitting to maybe being queer Delilah ran through a list of Janelle Monae songs and asked if I’d ever thought about...

What’s it like to have a crush on everyone? How can you be friends with people you aren’t fond of? Can my heart hold more than it has to?...

I wake up to the sound of my phone falling off my bedside table. Delilah’s calling me. “Hello?” My voice is scratchy. What time is it?...

I bought a Polaroid printer after writing a stand-up set that made fun of materialism. My politics and heart are heavy. Almost to the...

“What’s up fuckers!” Delilah slurs her words onstage. I think I’m the only one that notices but I feel a little embarrassed for her....

Snapchat memories keep reminding me that I had fun a year ago. I crave the naive bliss in my eyes as I spend the beginning of 2020...