Well HELLOOOOOOOO besties!!!! It's been.....ONLY THREE MONTHS??? It feels like I haven't had a single thought in maybe twenty-four...

I’m sipping on an iced chai latte and trying to take notes on Teaching to Transgress by bell hooks (aka going on Twitter). Summer is...

Happy Tuesday angels! Sorry for slack a lacking on the blog post last week…I really don’t have an excuse other than I didn’t feel like...

If you follow me on Instagram then you are well aware that I have been horny on main. The thirst shows up for Kronk, Pete Davidson, Zack...

Readers…if you have talked to me for even a minute in the past six days then you are well aware that I am now the proud owner of a...

I’m not going to talk about anything important so be sure to jot that down. I just started working as a barista and it has not helped my...

Dear readers, I am writing to you from a window seat in the East Branch Library. Did you know that the library opens at NOON??? It’s a...

If you’ve talked to me in the past two weeks you are well aware that I am in my ugly girl era. My most prevalent intrusive thought is...

Okay, so today’s blog post is going to take on an entirely new format. I’m doing research for my novelle and decided I’m gonna release...

Instead of posting an Instagram poll, I’ve decided to write a quick blog post. I just watched The Worst Person in the World and need to...

Thotz Did anyone else grow up surrounded by fiscally conservative suburbanites? Because Rose and I must have grown up around separatist...

Thotz What’s the 4-1-1 hon? Happy April 11th! I’m sure there’s a TikTok somewhere that says this 411 is an angel number. The Chani...

Thotz Hey there besticles with and without testicles! How’s everyone’s first half of the spring season going? I took a month-long...

Thotz Did anyone else feel like this past week was really weird? Like...I’m kind of shaking and crying. Every interaction I was a part of...

Thotz Well, hey there besties. I am writing this in a rather melancholic state of mind. Should I blame the weather? I went for an...

Hey there lovers. It’s winter and I am a sleepy bear. Two weeks ago I bought Amtrak tickets to Chicago at 3 am. I was drunk and had been...

I hope you’re all prepared for the obnoxiousness of this week’s blog post. Even though I told my group chats that I wouldn’t post a...

Yes, we are three weeks into 2022 and I am going to talk about resolutions. I was/am obsessed with the concept of rebranding myself....

This week is going to be another Blog & Unclog session. I’m on an Amtrak to St. Louis and listening to Grimes. I really can’t believe she...

Not to be majorly braggies but I have kind of rocked it on my daily writing goal. I reopened the Unpopped manuscript and got smacked in...