“Ribs” by Lorde made it onto my Spotify Wrapped (another year of Pure Heroine having me by the throat). The sneaky bastard made it onto...

I retweeted a tweet by @bobby that said “it's cool when you don't have to work for a few days in a row and you start to feel like a human...

The Wisconsin winter is brutal and it hasn’t even begun. I'm asking for sweaters and on the lookout for gloves. I’d say more about winter...

I spent the past weekend reuniting with some beloved high school friends. We laughed about the same three jokes (the bit of the weekend...

The only thing better than doing stand-up is telling people you do stand-up. In fact, I do one more than the other. People are addicted...

Hey there readers and breeders (yuck face). How was everyone’s Halloween? Did you dress up? Go to any awesome parties? Make out with any...

Happy Scorpio Season haters and losers! I’m sorry my weekly blog post has become a bi-monthly promise to produce more (look at the post's...

Are you ready for an absolutely unique and original take on growth? Believe it or not, I am a proud member of team, “I think people can...

Rose and I have decided that we become better people at the beginning of the month. I feel like I’ve been giving the creative process...

So. I have officially reached the side of TikTok that is obsessed with animating friend groups and asking who the "main character" is. I...

I’m not sure what to write about today. I had Zoom training this morning, toured the grade school I’ll be working at, helped set up for...

Now hold on. Yes, this is clickbait. Yes, I am trying to trick you into thinking about a movie from...2012? I’m literally writing this on...

Another week has passed in the Cream City. I’ve been sleeping until noon, becoming well-versed in blister band-aids, and implementing an...

The dust around me is finally starting to settle. I am unpacked in Milwaukee and making moves to be the image of a financially...

Howdy babes. I know I have been allll over the fucking place. Sorry I have been slacking on the content creation. I will have regular...

Look up at the sky. What is the weather like today? Hello, love bugs! Something iconic/hilarious/brave happened on Thursday… (ellipses...

As of today, I have twenty-four more days in El Paso :( It’s pervy because I’ve spent most of my time in the Sun City bouncing between my...

Hiiii girlies. So I applied for a Fall Writing Residency (pretty on brand of me to plan to get hired at two jobs and then immediately ask...

Can anyone believe that June is halfway through? That TWENTY-TWENTY-ONE is halfway through? I am actually choking on everything I’ve been...

So, as everyone I’ve ever interacted with knows--I am in a stand-up comedy class. I’m currently addicted to show-ponying poorly...