bestie drake

Can anyone believe that June is halfway through? That TWENTY-TWENTY-ONE is halfway through? I am actually choking on everything I’ve been horking down for decades (I’ve been alive for hundreds). I’m oozing emotions, laughter, and love all over every surface I interact with. And that’s gorgeous and okay! I’m literally live laugh loving the way every popular girl’s locker told me to.

God, it’s so gauche to say it’s okay to cry in 2021. Like, SOPHIE sang it a million times better, and has anyone made it through 2020/2021 WITHOUT crying? If you have “succeeded” in corralling (IDGAF how you’re supposed to spell that) all of your breakdowns the one thing I have to say is...how? I have seriously gone entire days trying to numb out (audiobooks and Mario Kart for hours) and eventually it all comes crashing out. There’s just nothing that keeps these tears in anymore. I’ve been overmedicated on Lexapro for two years and I can’t stop my eyes from emotionally ejaculating down my cheeks #hot.

I’m writing this with a microphone in front of me and I keep laughing at the mental image of me forgoing typing this all out so I can do talk to text instead. Does Siri have a blog? Disney says a dog does! Maybe there will be a tech utopia? Don’t tell Drake. They have been screaming, “Set the wig down and snatch that boot–this is a call to action–if you’re in line, STAY IN LINE” for the past five days.

So it’s been a good weekend.

Not much has happened. Are you familiar with the Tonies? It was kind of like that. We’ve gone for drives, eaten food, and laugh laugh laughed. I am slobbing on library and coffee shops’ knobs this week. Give me caramel, oat milk, and a table to talk at and I will beg for more. Bonus points to any and everyone that gives me all of that for free. We love public spaces in this house!

Speaking of free...you all will be spoiled with even more free content from yours truly. I can’t shut UP about making a podcast so it’s about time Drake and I actually “make” “it.” I’ve gtg because we’re recording our first episode as you’re reading this. This blog post has been allllll over the place because I am so gorgeously giggly. Sorry about it!